So when you’re young and naive and wanting a child…there are many things about pregnancy that people just don’t tell you…you must experience it all for yourself I guess…so I will not be that mean…all you looking forward to motherhood some day….here you go..listen now!
1. Your sinuses will just be messed up in one way or another your entire pregnancy. One day they will be completely dry and sore, the next your nose will run and never stop.
2. Your eyes will act funny when combined with your perfectly good contact lenses. This will cause headaches and dry eyes that make you want to rip the contact right out of your beautiful head!
3. If you sleep on your back the baby could lay on a very important nerve….I mean come on! Most of us hear about the side sleeping with a pillow..blah blah blah….and we know that it is just insane to think that you’re going to sleep on your stomach…but not being able to sleep on your back either..
4. Leg cramps…welcome to the first time you try to skip your vitamin and don’t have enough calcium in your system…I know you know about back aches and such…but leg cramps are no fun!
5. Something good to cure your new fear- they make bands to hold up your pants if you just need to unbutton them and don’t yet need maternity pants! 🙂 Didn’t know about that, but am thankful for the option once I get there!
6. People will touch your belly the instant they hear you are expecting. I knew people would touch it, talk to it, stop you as a complete stranger and ask you about it….but I never expected people to start before you could even tell I was expecting! But maybe that’s just my loving friends!
7. In your normal everyday life, you bend down about 15 times a day….I knew as a pregnant lady I would eventually be restricted on how I could move and bend..and of course people tell you about not being able to see your toes…but they never tell you how much you really do bend down everyday without even realizing it!!!
8. Constipation hurts
9. Something else to make you smile…you may think you’re going to be the independent one who doesn’t allow everyone to bend over backwards carrying things and catering to your condition…don’t be…milk it! 🙂
10. My favorite- You will suddenly become a much more clumsy version of yourself. Everyone tells you how they lose their mind…”the baby takes your brain”..but they say nothing about the loss of balance! You will not be able to properly set down a glass without it toppling over…and you may even just drop an entire plate of sour cream smothered burritos right on the floor. Then you will sob because only your husband, your dog, or your future child are suppose to make such a mess! It will humble you and you’ll never look at a mess on the floor quite the same.